. helpless . little . buggers .

. h e l p l e s s .
. little .
! b u g g e r s !



rue :
HUFFLEPUFF
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penn :
SLYTHINDOR
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booshbaby:

Remember when Robert was in Chicago a year ago today and I went downtown looking for him and found out I missed him by like 45 minutes at Niketown and I wept on the street in front of dozens of tourists?

News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work